Post by Motor City Horror Club on Dec 22, 2010 19:49:23 GMT -5
Hello all, and Happy Holidays
This week we are continuing our Holiday of horror celebration hosted by Psycho Billy, during this we review great holiday theme horror movies. and we brought psycho billy back from the dead to review these movies.
This week he is reviewing Santa's Slay
"He's making a list... pray you're not on it."
Indeed true to boot, this film is a pretty good one if you are sick with the flu and nothing to watch or just bored of the same old Billy Black Christmas bull. The film reveals that Santa Claus is actually the son of the devil and that he lost a curling match to an angel. The bet was that if Santa wins, the angel ends up in Hell, if Santa loses, he had to be goody goody two shoes for a friggen 1000 years. Well those 1000 years are up and Santa is PISSED!!! It's subplot revolves around the grandson of the angel trying to get with some blonde chick (Emelie de Ravin, who played the heavily pregnant Claire on LOST ) AND save Christmas from the sadistic saint, who has one buffalo looking reindeer named BERZERKER. The film stars Bill Goldberg as Santa and features cameos from such "wonderful" actors such as Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher, James Cann, Rebecca Gayheart, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, and BILL FRIGGEN GOLDBERG! COME ON! I give this film two out of three jack-o-lanterns for the effort, the casting (although they utterly failed with the casting of Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan), the wonderful special F/X, and the writing, the WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WRITING of this film.
We hope you enjoyed his review on Santa's Slay.
This is our last newsletter before the holidays and we would like to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays and we will be back next week with one last review
Thanks for reading
This week we are continuing our Holiday of horror celebration hosted by Psycho Billy, during this we review great holiday theme horror movies. and we brought psycho billy back from the dead to review these movies.
This week he is reviewing Santa's Slay
"He's making a list... pray you're not on it."
Indeed true to boot, this film is a pretty good one if you are sick with the flu and nothing to watch or just bored of the same old Billy Black Christmas bull. The film reveals that Santa Claus is actually the son of the devil and that he lost a curling match to an angel. The bet was that if Santa wins, the angel ends up in Hell, if Santa loses, he had to be goody goody two shoes for a friggen 1000 years. Well those 1000 years are up and Santa is PISSED!!! It's subplot revolves around the grandson of the angel trying to get with some blonde chick (Emelie de Ravin, who played the heavily pregnant Claire on LOST ) AND save Christmas from the sadistic saint, who has one buffalo looking reindeer named BERZERKER. The film stars Bill Goldberg as Santa and features cameos from such "wonderful" actors such as Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher, James Cann, Rebecca Gayheart, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, and BILL FRIGGEN GOLDBERG! COME ON! I give this film two out of three jack-o-lanterns for the effort, the casting (although they utterly failed with the casting of Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan), the wonderful special F/X, and the writing, the WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WRITING of this film.
We hope you enjoyed his review on Santa's Slay.
This is our last newsletter before the holidays and we would like to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays and we will be back next week with one last review
Thanks for reading